impossiblebydesign: I find unspeakable joy in being irrelevant on this site
theawesomesauce93: imightevenfly: princessmoran: my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go” also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.” I like the bonus round where you shake your blankets and your phone falls on your foot.
jetsovervegas: aint-no-wifey: feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. omg 😔
marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
Finally had a day off scheduled after weeks of grinding..– and I’m awakened by my phone ringing, of course it’s my #2 calling in “sick” on a Friday. Again…
mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto
21stcenturydomesticship: hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in. Truth
Today I went to Subway.
sleeping-with-hayleywilliams: letsfeelthathing: There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?” you’re my new favorite person