May 2013
impossiblebydesign:
I find unspeakable joy in being irrelevant on this site
theawesomesauce93:
imightevenfly:
princessmoran:
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”
I like the bonus round where you shake your blankets and your phone falls on your foot.
jetsovervegas:
aint-no-wifey:
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
omg
😔
marmarbinks3:
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
2 tags
“Finally had a day off scheduled after weeks of grinding..”
– and I’m awakened by my phone ringing, of course it’s my #2 calling in “sick” on a Friday. Again…
mikewaters:
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
#new life motto
21stcenturydomesticship:
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Truth
Today I went to Subway.
sleeping-with-hayleywilliams:
letsfeelthathing:
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
you’re my new favorite person
